By using my smartphone I can let people see which Doctor's I attend to pick up my anti-depressants, where I met my convict Dad for a drink last night and where I stopped by to have a quickie with my sisters husband last night. This information is used for market research, what are they going to do? Send me ad's for nymphomaniac's anonymous. Sometimes this information can get leaked or hacked, or maybe people sell it? I could have a stalker ooo the excitement, could be a fine young chap, you never know, or perhaps he'll be on the war path, gosh, didn't consider that. But in the mean time I could get a charmingly large bill for playing playing smurfs village, apparently I brought too many smurfberries, infact 10,000 of them. You'd think I'd remember that! What are smurfberries anyway, maybe I'll get them delivered to my door next week. Turns out little trudy (Sisters son, yes the one I'm shagging) got onto my phone when we were uhh a bit preoccupied. Who pays for that bill of $5,000?? Ya me, wow, that was an expensive shag that night wasn't it! Then Friday night out on the town with the girls and who gets so drunk she looses her phone? Once again.. me. Hey maybe I'll get an ad on alcoholics anonymous too, and some counseling all round, hey you guys know me as well as I do by now. So my phone is lost at at 6am, throbbing headache and unable to get myself up, I hear a smash as the door literally falls to the ground. "Police warrant, you'r under arrest!". Oh shit, my history is catching up on me, still too drunk to move, doesn't matter, they pin me to the ground just incase I decide to make a run for it, wouldn't though, too sore. Get dragged into the po po car in handcuffs for producing and uploading illegal kiddy porn. Ummm so I mighta bin smashed off my face but there's no way my drunk night would of entailed that, pity though because I have no recollection of my whereabouts between 1am and 6am this morning. Screw! I explained I'd lost my phone "oldest trick in the book girl, not buying it". What?! Truth don't count for nothing any more.
Always read the small print: Passwords and privacy functionality, don't give them access.
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